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BY RENNIE SCAYSBROOK
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he older I get, the more I
value security.
I guess it shouldn't
surprise me this is the caseāthe
more I work, the more I accu-
mulate things, the more I want
to protect them. And the more I
think about the topic, the more I
realize security permeates nearly
every level of my being.
I've started watching a show
on Amazon Prime called Mr.
Robot. It's a semi-thriller, semi-
drama about a young guy work-
ing for a computer security firm
in New York City who could hack
the shit out of the FBI if he so
chooses, and the fact people
are out there who can do this
stuff makes me a touch nervous.
That's why I don't leave any
passwords on my computers,
and don't share financials with
anyone.
We live in an age where peo-
ple don't even have to know you
to be able to f**k your life irrepa-
rably, so being cognizant when
it comes to online practices and
not watching free porn every 15
minutes should afford you a level
of security many people will no
doubt miss out on.
Internationally, I watch with
great interest the security threat
posed by the mad little bastard
THE BENEFIT OF SECURITY
Follow the Z900RS's
lead and bring back the
helmet lock, dammit!