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For years we have been showing you unu sual photos, neat action shots, obscene drawings, cute stories, a plethora of clever material des igned to
massage your ego, tickle your funny bone, titi late your pruriant interest and otherwise entice you into subscribing to "America's largest and
most complete weekly motorcycle newspaper ." Well, we're sick of it, do you hear? Sick , Sick, SICK! Therefore, in the spirit of April Advent ,
CYCLE NEWS ungratefully presents the UN-subscription blan k. There is no coupon to fill out and you don't have to send us any money. In
fact if you call us, we will be rude and put you on hold indefinitely. If you wish rebuttle, you may send us a postcard with your return address
telling us in 25 words or less why you can't stand CYCLE NEWS. Winners will be selected on the basis of neatness and originality. The best entry
will receive a series o f nocturnal visits by Ron Schneiders. Address your entries to CYCLE NEWS, Dept . BARK, P.O. Box 498 , Long Beach,
Calif. 90801 . Entries close midn ight, April 15, 1972 .
-Often unitated. ..but so's your sister.
