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September 25,1973 Page 42 New Products By Virgil Pretty Quiet? Porky Quintamo? Primarily quincuncial? Pr ismodially quotidian? Primo Quality? Whatever it stands for, PQ comes from the little company that made good, and it seems to be dividing and multiplying like the Texas blob. It all started when I got this can of tire mounting lube, 37 Hodaka iron ons, (big size), 23 Hodaka iron ons, (I ittle size) , 33 square PO stickies, 34,678 rectangular PO stickies, and three PO visors. By the size of the box it came in, I thought it was a test bike or something. Anyway, I tried this stuff, and it worked real good, and I really liked it, and everything was sailing along just . fine until my little brother got hold of the can, and it got all owr, and I couldn't stand up anymore, and my bike slithered down the driveway. But, just like the flyer said, it "dries rather quickly" and prevents rubber rot, and everything was cool again_.until I tried to break his neck and he started shooting it all around, and... Here it is, racers, a genuine injection system for your scooter, all for one half buck. Petrochem "Bellows Syringe" fork oil power injector...eliminates spillage, over and under filling, and makes a great squirt gun for water fights. They call it Fork Filler, and your friendly neighborhood dealer is supposed to have it for 50 t. Hey, vegetarian, do you hate the thought of killing poor, innocent little cows and horses for the purpose of exploiting their tough little hides? You like motocross at the same time? Well, friend, I don't know what you're gonna do about boots, but have I got the pants for you, by doggies. They're called Moto Cross .leBns, and have all the appropriate padding, fancy racing stripes, and 100% non-animal construc· tion. They come from 103% American Ohio, the home of Hoss Industries, Dept. Plant, Box 154, Berea, Ohio 44017. Plug this into your ear, mama, and check the dwell on your oil-field eight (or motorcycle one) cylinder engine. It's a precision digital dwell meter costing $49.50 from Dartmouth Industries. (Dart Mouth? Isn't that when Art • yells?). Get info from Jeff Sand, Dartmouth . Industries, Dept. Brood, 25 Dartmouth Drive, Berkeley, Ca., 94705. You say your Z-l seems to lack the zip it used to have? Eighty-two big ones just doesn't cut it anymore? Well, step right up and get your hands on this Double Kawasaki 903 Drag Frame. SEMA approwd, 69-70 inch wheelbase. All 4130 chrome moly construction using heli-arc welding, Just think how you could impress the tootsie down the street with this rig! Chapman Performance Products, Department cannonball, 1505 Birchwood Avenue, Des Plaines, Illinois, 60018. Tell 'em Virgil sent ya. Having recovered from my firs\. encounter with PO super slick stuff, what do I receive? Word of more slick stuff, except different, and diverse. One is for gumbo mud, and one is for desert dust, and both are suitable for framing. Let's see now which one is which_.? It's supposed to be everywhere, but if it is, you'regonna fall down. Try Hodaka dealers. And now, for a change of pace, we present Larry Weisman, now available from Tom Smisek, Department This-Is-A-NewProduct? 1101 S. Grand Aw., San1a Ana, ca. 92705. For mustache info, see calendar. This is not a PO product. Van Rack ...ya see, ya put his hands in these clamps, and his feet in those clamps, and ya turn the crank, and voila! Your very own portable torture chamber, right? What? I'm wrong? Ya don't use it for that at all, but for carrying one or two bikes in your van securely? IJ: comes out instantly when you remow one pin? Doesn't leaw any traces except for one measly 1% inch hole in the side paneling if there is any 7 The guy who makes it is a biker? Well, hot damn, it sounds like that's almost as much fun as violence ... From Select Vans, Department Non-violent, '1832 E. Ball Rd., Anaheim, california. Zip Code 714/956-7740.