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CYCLE PARTS' G "Cynical Ron's" Christmas Gift list with assorted satanic wishes and occasional regrettable lapses into honesty and good will. To Russ March: Henry Kissinger's job. To the AMA: A Richard Nixon doll. Wind it up and it runs for four years and kicks motorcycles. S\~1f Stocking ~~.. ~\-." e, , To J. Russell Penney: A leatherbound copy of the Rise and Fall of the Third Reich and a Luger To the BlM: A course in land Management to be taught by the Forest Service. To ~ M IC: A glorious Christmas feast of roast goose. May you not mourn the loss of the U > U 7 ~.-~.",~ 49C $6.88 Black Motocross Bars Reg. $9.95 golden eggs. 16" Motocross Socks Reg. $2.95 Tom Tom Heininger: A red, white and blue apple pie baked by Mom. To Jeff Heininger: My Good Sport award. Motocross Gloves Reg. $7.95 $1.29 To John Penton: The ISOT World Trophy. $5.95 To the Penton kids: One week a year to be kids instead of Pentons. FOUR DAYS ONLY: THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY To Bob Grodzinski: Lots of girls To Grodzinski's Girls: Lots of luck. To the Sidehack Association: Barbells and bicycles. Next year, Wasps. To Dist,rict 38: A magic slingshot. May David inspire your aim. To the District 37 Board of Directors: A wall plaque which states, "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil in the world is that good men do nothing." - Thomas Jefferson. To District 37: A new Board of Directors. To Harry Whalen: A bar of soap to be used when tempted to lie. Better make that a case. To Carl Cranke: Egg from the face of an ISOT journalist. To Ron Sloan: A cast iron jock for increased comfort ,-",hile fence-straddling. Lace·Type Boots All Sizes Reg. $29.95 $24.95 69t Top Gear Boots Reg. $49.95 Limited Sizes Leather Motocross Pants Reg. $59.95$39.95 $39.95 To Gorden Jennings: The Collected Works of Lewis Carroll as a substitute for aspirin. THIS SALE ENDS DECEMBER 24th AT 4 PM To the Badgers M.C.: Pun-ishment to fit the crime. Goggles To Russ Sanford: M.O.R.E. money. 2 Lenses Reg. $2.95 To the CERA: May you push up a long. sandy hill .... forever. $2.19 To Ed Wight: A life time subscription to the "The Single Swinger." "To Pat Wight: A 20-foot centerfold tram "Cosmopolitan" for your bedroom wall. To Dave Ekins: A lid of good grass for serenity in the contemplation of unkind fates. - Diamond Chain Reg. $14.95 To Bob Steffan: An honest shot at the National Enduro Championship. Grips Reg. $1.95 To "Modern Cycle": Enough money to pay their contributors. $9.88 To Joe Parkhurst: A write up in "Roundabout". To Rick Seiman: A Maico-powered bench so he can compete in the Walter Mitty Motocross. SHOP EARLY AND AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT To Jeanne Allen: A quote, "II ne taut jamais ecouter les fleurs. II faut les regarder..... and anything else her heart desires. To Jim Davis: lynn Wilson to model his chest protector. To Chuck Clayton: A year in jail with a typewriter. To Sharon Clayton:.Cycie News Rome. To Tom Clark: An unclouded memory of the laughter of two dozen Czech children. To Triumph: A Japanese Production Manager. To Maureen lee: A new "schtick". To J.G. Krol: A quote, "Just at the age twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, Tie Downs Reg, $8.95 $5.95 'Approved Helmets $12.95 and speech is truth." To Alice Rhea: A tranquilizer to be taken, faithfully, every time before she writes about J.N. Roberts. (Maybe we should share them!) To Bazooka Pete and Marla: Many happy trails and trips, though not necessarily at the same time. To Ed Dreschler: AIl~ the advertisers that I lost for him last year. To Mike Hinshaw: Enough money to reclaim his soul. To the Japanese Motorcycle Manufacturers:.The wisdom to see that the old American proverb, "Bigger is better': is phony as frozen sukiyaki. To Myself: Keener journalistic perception to better see the difference between what is necessary to say and what is fun to say. Also a nice present for my editors, I expect. To all my friends and family: Love CYCLE P-ARTS Cregor Snell Approved Helmets S.M.& L. Reg. $19.95 $9.88 LOCATIONS TO SERVICE YOU - OPEN SUNDAYS 10-4, MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, THURSDAYS, F~tDAYS 10-7. SATURDAYS 9-6. The World's Largest Chain of Motorcycle Accessory Stores * SAN * * HAWTHORNE * WESTMINSTER * EAST * PASADENA BERNARDINO 473 W. Baseline 714/888-2505 LONG BEACH 5869 Atlantic 213/423-9236 To all others: Peace. 250R/T. A Husky with turn signalsl 13682 Beach Blvd. 714/893-4450 12942 Hawthorne Blvd. 213/676-8202 L.A. 400 S. Atlantic 213/264-4107 w z W ...J To Don Woods: My Optimist of the Year award. with one cartridge. '" 3: 1890 E. Colorado Blvd. 213/793-4226 * HARBOR CITY 1290 W. Pacific Coast Hwy. 213/530-0904 .' J. BE SURE AND CHECK OUT OUR NEW HARBOR· CITY STORE