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Who says a 125 can't
get good starts?
I
'm a grown-ass man, and I am madly in love with the
2021 KTM 125 XC.
You might think I'm crazy—you're not alone. But I
assure you I want to take our relationship to the next
level. I want it to share my last name on its registration
paperwork, take selfies with it, and possibly get matching
tattoos. I want to stand on top of a mountain and tell the
whole world that we're in a very serious relationship.
I'm also already married to a fine human, and we cre-
ated very fine smaller humans that we basically take equal
credit for. So, I really shouldn't be looking to upset the
homelife. But it was an accident! My wife is very aware of
my new love interest. She is strangely not concerned.
