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'INTHE PADDOCK
,' By Michael Scott
ve ry journalist knows
the problem , Sometimes there is too much
to write about, sometimes not enough. Similarl y , sometimes you
have to dig, p robe and pry; other times
the information jus t tums up.
Wh en it comes in a spiral-bound,
60-page booklet, alread y ana lyzed and
digest ed , then you kn ow it is Ch ristmas time.
And when the cont ents comprises a
first-ever analysis of a season's worth
of GP crashes, each crunching impact
listed and analyzed in several different
w ays, backed up by an earnest pofaced introduction, then you ha ve to
throw back your head and laugh.
I'd bette r pu t this in perspecti ve
before being accused of bad tast e and a
lack of decorum. Crashes a re not
funny. They can maim or kill, almost '
always hurt, and invariably cause costly damage to the machinery. They also
provide fuel for the nannying politically correct "liberals" (in the American
sense) who, feeling the warm glow of
satisfaction from protecting other people from themselves, would like to ban
all dangerous sports.
.All true. But we're dealing with particulars here, not generalities. These
statistics concern only the Grand Prix
race and p ractice crashes of a single
season. A year which. after the numbing shock of Wayne Rainey's crash in
1993, was mercifully free from serious
inju ries.And without injuries, there is
one other thing all motorcycle crashes
have in common: They are all, in retrosp ect, more or less screamingly funny.
I mean, remem ber the time when you
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fill in your own hilarious details
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Nobo dy ' needs remind ing that
crashes are even' funnie r when they
happen to other people. And funnier
still when they fall off twice.
.
Now, thanks to statistics specially
compiled d uring the year by the Dorna
company Two Wheel Promotions,
along with GP doctor Claudio Costa of
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the Clinica Mobile, and IRTA riders '
safety delegate Franco Uncini, we can
page through and rememb e r th os e
incidents that relieved the monotony
of one perfect lap after another.
I certainly spe nt a happy hour running through the statistics, chuckling
hea rti ly at the antics of 139 of motorcycling's finest, who, in between thrilling
wit h their skills at con tr olling motorcycles at their limi ts, thrilled even more
on the 525 sepa ra te occasions in which
they stepped over the limits and paid
the tumbling price.
Of co u rse it wasn 't funny at the
Jime. Well, no t always.
To be perfectly honest, it was someti m es horrible. Lik e w h en Kevi n
Schwantz fell in p ra ctice at Laguna
Seca, and lay aft erward in the middle
of th e track awaiting atte ntion, obv iously in pa in, ,and equally ob viously
able to move his arms but no t his legs.
There were worrying minutes until we
learned that he had dislocated his hip
. rather th an breaking his ba ck: ti mes
like that are an unwelcome remi nder
that the joke sometimes goes very sour
indeed.
And, in the festive mood, ar e bes t
forgotten. Better still to recall those
hotshots who fell off not once a weekend, nor even twice; but then climbed
back on board to do so for a third time.
There were eight r id er s who
achieved this, all but one of th em in
the 12Sec class . And they weren 't just
the Wild Cards and duffers. Among
th em we re such notables as Kazuto
Saka ta and Noboru Ueda, first and second in the 125 World Championship.
But even in this risible statistic there
is a sober message. If eight riders could
crash three times a weekend in the 125
and 250 classes, why not among the
500s? One reason may be that when
you crash a 500, you are less frequently
in a condition to get back on board
than in the smaller classes.
It 's funny . Writing about this is
much less amusing than just scanning
the figures. So, here are some for your
enjoyment.
The top recor d was 12 crashes in the
year. Jus t con templat e that for a second . Can you ima gine how it must
ha ve felt the 12th time ? A certain sense
of in evitab ility must surely be
involved .
The Top Cra sher of 1994 Award is
shared between three riders: Manfred
Geissler, Noboru Ueda and Rodney
Fee . The first two are 125 rid ers, the
former a 23-year-old Ger man striving
to make his mark on racing in gene ral,
bu t creating his greatest imp ression
against the crash barr iers. Ued a need s
less introduct ion, as the man who also
wo n th ree races d uring the year and
was in the end bea ten only by Sakata
on poi nts. Fee is a Chinese-Can adian
based in California who sco re d zero
po ints and might benefit from a career
rethink.
Ne xt on th e parade of smash hits
ca rne tw o mo re 125 heroes, o r to be
precise one hero -'rising Italian future
ch ampion Ste fa no Peru gini , and on e
heroin e, Japanese girl rider Tomoko
Igata. Any cracks about wom en d rivers
are surely ben eath our dignity. Each of
them managed to spill off 10 times .
Only in th e th ird batch comes the
first 500 rid er. It is Briton John
Reynold s, who land ed wheels up and
windscreen down nine times.
So did six others, includi ng Sakata
(who has the distinction of having fallen off twice within as many laps in one
race, the U.S. GP), legendary 125 faller
Carlos Giro, and the first 250 riders Spaniards Jose-Luis Cardoso and CarIes Checa .
Five crashes was the benchmark for
a number of famo us names, including
Schwantz, Loris Capirossi, Ralf Waldmann, Alex Criville, Nobuatsu Aoki
and Jean-Michel Bayle, clearly now a
real GP rider.
Michael Doohan racked up four
crashes, in company with former and
current World Cha mpions Max Biaggi,
Dirk Raudies and Jorge Martinez
At the far end of the list are 34 riders who crashed only once . Maybe they
weren't trying hard enough. Yet there
are some good
names on the list,
like World Superbike
Champion Carl Fogarty (mind you , he
on ly entered one race and left before
practice was over); and even some fast
men from the turb ulent 125 class. like
Masaki Tokudome and rostrum man
·H e r ri Torron tegu i. Sad ly. the
Spa niard's sing le crash' as innocen t-collision-v icti m smashed his leg, on e of
the worst inju ries.
It comes as no surprise to learn that
th e 125s a cco u n te d fo r th e high es t
number of falls , almost d oubling the
tally of the 500s with 239, to 162 in the
250 class and 124 in the 500s.
Nor is it un expected that most falls
should com e on th e secon d da y of
practice, when riders take extra risks
for the sake of grid po sitions. There
were 178 crashes on Fridays, 180 on
Saturdays and 167 on rac e-da y Sundays. However, on each practice day
riders sp en d two hours out on the
tra ck, and less than one hour on race
da ys, so that the crash-per-mile rate is
higher when racing, wh en 'there is at
least a tangible purpose in trying too
hard.
Th e overwhelming impr ession
when seeing all these crashes lumped
together between two covers is unfair
to the evident skill, d ed ication and
courage of their practitioners. The
noble aspects do not survive the transition from actuality to a list of statistics.
It is impossible not to think: What a
bunch of clots.
Finally, a ' tribute to two riders who
ac hieved distinction by failing to
appear o n this li st. A r ound of
ap p lause please for 500-class privateer.
Bruno Bonhuil, who at the ag e of 34
wa s wise enough to stay on this side of
the giddy limit all season long.
Bu t the m arl of the y ea r in this
respect must remain Tadayuki Okada.
The quiet family man not only managed to avo id falling on his Tea m
Kanemoto Honda throughout the season. He also ca me damned -clo se to
winning the 250 title in the process.
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