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a four-stroke rider. Gene was on a
HondaXR751
The second most prized trophy of
the day, the Fickle Finger of Fate
Award, displays an internationally
recognized digital message. The
"bird" trophy goes for the Worst
Possible Performance. The proud
awardee was Harley-Davidson's Bill
Dutcher. Parkhurst prefaced the
award by indicating it was for the rider
who really kept trying in the face of
adversity, or insufficient talent, or
both. Bill, who hadn't been on a dirt
bike since leaving Bultaco four years
ago, had ~t·lagged in from the east
coast and borrowed a well-worn
Sherpa that first shed a chain, then
whiskered a plug and kept missing
THE OIL AUTHORITY
TORCO SWEEPS THE LONGESt TOUGHEST RACE IN NORTH AMERICA.
The BAJA 1000 - Ensenada to La Paz
fourth~ar.
The Most Spectacular Crash
Award, a bottle of scotch from Ken
and Judy Maley, went to Cycle World
Editor Alan Girdler. Alan also picked
up the worst rider on a street legal
motorcycle award and proved his
eligibility for that bottle of brapdy by
riding the bike home. Hopefully, he
didn't mix the scotch and brandy
before departing.
A bottle of champagne went to
Yamaha's R. Enda who may be
seriously considering changing the last
syllable of his surname from A to O.
His award winning category was Most
Crashes.
Unclaimed this year was the
Christopher Columbus I Tell You
India
Is Right Around Here
Someplace Navigation Trophy. Last
year one magazine editor got lost and
was discovered upside down beneath
his bike. Then there was the
contestant who DNF one year en route
to the first section.
Henry Manney donated a bottle of
Beefeater's gin for best performance
by a journalist. That went to Len
Weed. Thanks, Henry. And S & W
. Engineering presented a bottle of
champagne for the oldest contestant
- Roy Richter. Roy, eligible for
Social Security, founded Bell Helmets.
He's ridden all but the first Laugh- In.
People What Make It Happen Department: Brian Slark was Clerk of the
Course while Saddleback's Rich
Kimball contrit5uted his services as
High Mogul. Max Maxstead' was
Meeting Secretary and jokester. Joe
Parkhurst acted as Grand Marshall.
The catering was handled by Judy and
Ken (Steel Shoe) Maely. Ken did not
try to ride any of the sections on one of
his Maely speedway .bikes. (However,
Doug Bingham of Side Strider did try
a few sections with one of his
sidehacks.) Cycle World's Henry
Manney was an active participant in
section seJection.
.
So, seven hours after it began, it was
over, capping a decade of industry
'antics - a day away from the salt
mines. Ten years - ten days. That's a
two week vacation with laughs. Seems
fitting enough.
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Results
OVERALL
PERPETUAL
WINNER
MALCOLM SMITH
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