FREEBIE EVALUATION
YOGURT SHOCK
BREAKTHROUGH
Can any shock be worthS.20 a pint?
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By the Editon of Modem Cycho
It had to come eventually, but we
weren't prepared for it: a pair of the
wildest smelling shocks ever built! And
the package includes a forty page
recipe book and carbohydrate table.
Then another shock on the shocks;
they were filled with yogurt and cost
$.20 a pint. We knew this shock thing
was getting out of hand , but can you
imagine 20 cents a pint. Ridiculous!
Originally we planned to throw the
Yogurt shocks ' in with the other
freebies that our enterprising editors
had grubbed. However, when we
found out how well they worked, and
that the manufacturer planned a
testing junket to the South of France,
we decided to give them an unbiased
test.
'rne theory behind it all is quite
obvious to those of us educated in the
ways of suspension and French
women. Have you ever seen a heifer in
Yogurt shock
Dyno curve of
r u II flight across a field? Poetry in from tlu! scope the the American
of
motion. The little bovines' spindly legs
Milk Fund labs shows the cente r
soalt up all the bumps, getting all the
line run ning counter -clockwise. '
hoofs to the ground, and driving out
Heavy damping at 100 degrees F
of the comers without a smidgen of ·is evident by believing all t his
withers hop. That's how these shocks
gibberish. Note the com plicated
work; nature's way. Cows drink milk.
jetting borrowed fro m an early
Right? Cows run over bumpy ground.
milking machine . Neutra l rebound
Right? There you have it - the marvel
occu n right afte r th e yogu rt
of the racing world and it was right
gOes rancid.
there in front of us every morning
making our cereal go snap, crackle,
pop.
The action of the Yogurt shocks is .
absolutely ideal. Progressive damping
can be achieved by dialing in a little
more cream. Take a look at the
accompanying charts and graphs and
notice how totally impossible they are
to understand. Pseudo-science - is a
wonderful publishing trick.
All things considered the Yogurt
shocks must be co nsidered a major
breakthro ugh
in
su spe n sion
technology
and
Franco-American
relations [ha-h a], But are they worth
the price. Expensive? Yes, but we got
a price break down at the dairy and
found that non-homogenized Yogurt
won't fade in the middle of a moto
and can be eaten during Six-day
qualifiers. Hey. it's your money.
Throw it away anyway you care.
Bonjour.
