Cycle News is a weekly magazine that covers all aspects of motorcycling including Supercross, Motocross and MotoGP as well as new motorcycles
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HARLES HITMAN, CHARLIE MANSON & SQUEAKY FROMME WE HAVE SOME ROUGH CUSTOMERS LIKE J.EDGAR HOO'VER, PATTY HEARST, JACK RUBY, RICHARD SPECK; * Automatic * Made in USA * Variable sights * Six calibers $99 per gun CELL BLOCK'34 SAN QUENTIN, CALIF. MURDER·X If you would like to ask Mr. Knows-Nuthing' a question, tough luck. But you can send money to MISTER KNOW5-NUTHIN' clo MODERN CYCHO MAGAZINE. By Nick Kraut, Me Far Left Editor I BLEW IT! Dear Mr. Knows-Nuthin' , Where can 1 get a neat Nick Kraut T -Shirt like the one Dick Miller washes Roger's car with? Raul Budreau Ozona, Texas You should already know_ THE STARTING LINE Dear Mr. Knows-Nuthin' , . _My dad won't let me ride motorcycles because he was once hit by a rhinoceros beatle while riding on the back of a Harley. Help I Bert Lawler Los Angeles, CA WHO NEEDS POWCRAWL? You do - if you were foolish enough to buy some overweight siug of a The Old CRl25 'Non-factory Pipe' Develops maximum ho..-power at no point on the ~r curve. Uoed by losers and fools WOrld wide. Constructed of heavy gauge Campbell soup cons welded together with coat hangers. This beautY drags on the ground. doesn't fit without modifications to your frame. and is louder than stOCk. Meets all the industry standards. PG Action Specialties "Money is our only concern" I 2 modern cycho 16 four-stroke. Pow crawl can nudge all of that hidden horsepower out of your old war horse. We will free your eng ines povver impulses and your pocket .book et the same time . We guarantee our work for street. track. trail and truck gardens. Order our totally comprehensive and hideously expensive catalog for all the facts on hOVl/ to go fast. We make performance packages for Benelli's, Ducati's, Sears Mojave, ItaHat , Guazzoni, and some Japanese makes. Powaawl specializes in making slow bikes fast and the OVI/ners (of Powerawll rich. If your bike is slow, send uSthe doughI Frankly 1 don 't care about your problem because you're out of the market area of my shop. You should have known that. ROSES ARE RED • . VIOLENCE IS BETTER Dear Mr. Knows-Nuthin' , My friends make fun of my' 1974 Honda CR-125 because it won't start. What's wrong with it ? Why won't it run? Marty Croft Holland One question at a tim e, nerd. If you didn't know that, you do now. NO NEWS IS GOOD Dear Mr. Knows·Nuthin', How did you get to do this column in a high class macho magazine like . MOD ER N CYCHO? Don't wony , 1 don't think anyone reads it. / Tun Beasler Groton, Mass. 1 began this column as a joke. How was 1 to know it would actually become one. 1 ~hould have known that,