Cycle News - Archive Issues - 1970's

up to 2800 RPM without throw ing a rod. They don't say what it costs. so it should be plenty. Thoylo Corp ., 64 Pa lisade Ave., Depa rtment Sand -in-the-Face -Special, Garfield , NJ 07026. rI.I II DI:I .. DI:I .... = g ":T'" r-- O"l ...... put in batter y water or oil int o hard to reach places, and costs $3 .98 post pa id. It might work , bu t we don't know . . .it was invented by some girl, ya know. B Th is is a high q uality $3 T shirt from Klot z SFP , Department Hoooeee boy, Box 1343 (Get it? Box 1343. Get it ?) For t Wayne, Indiana 46801 . If it com es filled like the one in the picture, send us th irty , COD. Oh yeah , you 're probably wonder ing why we put th is in new products , instead of Irving Smith's new Cowbunga Grease, o r something like t hat. It's very simple, getting you r prod uct in th is here slight ly sexist sect ion. Ya see, ya put it on, around, und er, or in a rea lly nice look ing sweet ie, one who is sure to cat ch old Crash's eye as he wades through the three hundred press releases we get a week down here. You know, the kind t hat makes him say " Hoo oeeee, boy ! Looka that one! Momma! " Then your prod uct gets in here for sure. Of course, some get in by sheer luck, but why risk it? There's millions of beau t iful ladies . out there - put 'em to good use! . II What could be more appropriate tha n a wat er-pu mper on water? If you want to co n vert you r Suzuki GT750 into a hyd roplane, we suggest you contact good old Chuck Campbell, t he same guy who makes those swell Suzuki 400 road racers.' Along with his cohorts Bob and Ralph Brown , he' ll fix ya up. Rumo red costs on ly one million kebachos. Th is one even appears to have wheels for street use. Campbell Suzuki. Depar tm en t Hich-tu rkev, 14200 Lambe rt Rd., Wh itti er, CA 90630. • Now here 's a smart manufactu rer. Hi ya, sweeti e. Lessee, what 's th is one try ing to sell. ..hum mmm . Th is press release has too many big words. Gotta get some help. Hey Lame, what's th is mean ? Oh . OK, th is outfit wants to sell v ou a luggage carrier, sleep ing bag carrier, sleeping bag, sleep ing bag cover , and suitcase complete for $144.95 to fit on "most models of Honda , Harley , Yamaha, Kawa saki, "and Moto Guzzi." Walt Industries, Depa rtment Cleavage, 3044 1 Ecorse, Romulus, Michigan 48171 . 313/295·2929. What kinduv name is Romulus fo r an Amer ican City, anyway? I sme ll a commie subversive, I do . II Now here's Yet anot her way to get on New Products. You could , like th is little company did , send in a release telling all about a new all ladv -owned company, complete w ith a femal e biological symbol on the business cards. The cover letter wo uld be signed by the husband of the owne r, a minor func t ionary in the company. Th en all the staff sexists sit aro und saying "H a ha, what a turkey." Then someo ne says 'Hey, let 's run th is and say under the picture Wh at sa matter, toots , got green arms ya gotta hide ?"" This week 's little laugh comes from Slick Dispenser Co., Department ha ha ha , What a Turkey, Slickville, PA 15684. It's supposed to make it easy to Bv now, wh ile she 's read ing this before pasting it up . the sta ff libber-lad v, otherwise known as the head ar t to otsie, is going to be good and mad. So, to pacify her and other tro ublemakers, (as well as the circulat ion managers of t he wo rld who keep playgirl naked men p inup s in t heir bathrooms), we're now goin g to run th is bizar re stud pictu re. All men, skip to next product . All wom en, take a good loo k. You won 't get another pict ure like this in Cycle News unt il the libbers take over t he editorial department, wh ich will be about the time hell freezes over . Oh, by the way, this is a Dyno-trainer, and using it you can spin its flywheel 2 3 Then again, you coul d just have a neat product. That 's what Webco has here. They have a who le b unch of designs the y will put on front and /o r back of T sh irt s for yo u, fo r a reasonable fee . They 're not as bargain pr iced as Klotz or Venol ia shirts, bu t they're pretty good . Get t he hot info from yo ur Webco dealer . As show n, one side: $3 .95. Webco lnc., Box 429. Venice, CA 9029 1. • • You can make yo ur Hond a 100 or 125 go fast with th is Powro ll kit . It costs $2 15. Compl ete info from Pow roll, Box 1206 , Bend , Oregon 9770 1. " 7 5 You can make you r TS90, TS50 . TS125, TS2 50 , TSl 85, and/or TSl oo go faster and bre ak more eardrums with this nifty kit from Suzuki. Get it at your local Suzuki d",~ler's place of busi ness. 8 1'37 "

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