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their stuff at several Southern California locations, I
imagine that conventional motorcycles may be too tame
for them. After all, motorcycles have ground clearance,
suspension, brakes, and rubber tires designed to grip the
terrain. All that stuff takes the fun out of it! Who 'can
prove he's a stud in front of the local third grade tootsies
if he can't take the jolts on a rigid frame off roader?
Now a Big Wheel...that's a totally different thing. It
is a unique experience to blast down a steep incline with
"quick move seat adjustment" (read "seat falls off
easily"), " Iow slung suspension" (read "grou nds out on
cigarette butts, flips on anthills), "engine sound" (read
"people throw beer cans at you to shut you up") , and
" Ionghorn handle bars" (read "bars hang up on knees,
preventing turning to avoid cliffs" ). Add to this the hard
plastic "tires" that set new traction substandards, and
your ride is very interest ing.
The hard wheels do serve a purpose. They are the
secret upon which is based the advertising of "peel out
pedal power with skid act ion," and "drift into a turn"
handling. The rear wheels break loose easier than an Eso
on ice. One boy power can produce front wheel burn
outs.
In spite of all these features conspiring to keep the
Big Wheel safe and sound on the sidewalks of America,
and a slightly involved assembly procedure, the hills of
many parks are covered with Big Wheels mounted by
kids of all ages. They don't stand much of a chance to
make it to the bottom without crash ing. The long uphills
are a little rough . But long practice and ded icat ion
reward the BW rider with a new high in excitement.
Marx knows that this excitement potentail is there,
and that it sells Big Wheels. The factory assembly
instructions include an order blank for a new front
wheel assembly in case the original "wears beyond use
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due .to excessive sliding or other extreme rough usage."
The Marx Big Wheel is great for min iature riders kept
off public streets where they might damage innocent
Hondas. More than that, it opens up experience
possibilities of the strangest imaginable for the criminally
insane ; mentally lacking, masochists, and Bazooka Pete
types. In essence, everybody who is reading this should
love owning and riding a Big Wheel.
I wonder how many I can get if I trade in my Honda???
.don't stand much of a chance.
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