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There is, as you can plainly see, a
dehydrated gorilla attached to this page.
Unless you know how to deactivate the
gorilla, a tiny vial of wa ter (concealed
elsewhere, don't you wish you knew where)
will rupture and, moistening with vital juices
the gorilla will spring off the page life size'
and grab you and your loved ones in a
painful hug.
Sorry to have to threaten you like .this,
but I guess it is the only way we will ever get
you to subscribe. 'Cause see, we will tell you
how to deactivate the gorilla, but first you
gotta call (213) 427-7433 between the hours
of9 a.rn. and 5 p.rn. Monday through Friday
and promise to buy a subscription.
Note: if you already are a subscriber,
relax, your gorilla is already deactivated, at
least I think so.
NON SUB SCRIBERS CALL-IMMEDIATEL Y. Your gorilla hates waiting. Do
not mail in your subscription. CALL NOW!
Please.
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