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Cycle News 1973 07 24

Cycle News is a weekly magazine that covers all aspects of motorcycling including Supercross, Motocross and MotoGP as well as new motorcycles

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t- t • 1 ... ... ... ~ ~ w Z W ...J C.J > C.J e There is, as you can plainly see, a dehydrated gorilla attached to this page. Unless you know how to deactivate the gorilla, a tiny vial of wa ter (concealed elsewhere, don't you wish you knew where) will rupture and, moistening with vital juices the gorilla will spring off the page life size' and grab you and your loved ones in a painful hug. Sorry to have to threaten you like .this, but I guess it is the only way we will ever get you to subscribe. 'Cause see, we will tell you how to deactivate the gorilla, but first you gotta call (213) 427-7433 between the hours of9 a.rn. and 5 p.rn. Monday through Friday and promise to buy a subscription. Note: if you already are a subscriber, relax, your gorilla is already deactivated, at least I think so. NON SUB SCRIBERS CALL-IMMEDIATEL Y. Your gorilla hates waiting. Do not mail in your subscription. CALL NOW! Please. " Prices Listed For U. S. Mail Only. Foreign Rates on Request. s:

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