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seems to not only be a good idea but a new one too.
It's a bike hold down that does away with straps and
rope webs all over the inside of your vehicle. I t bolts
to the floor of yOUT van or pickup and just clamps the
old turkey right down. Bye. Mareck Ent., 830
Skyland Or., Sierra Madre, Cal., 91024, Dept.
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K&N Engineers have developed a new traction device
for sand and snow. Just rap it around the wheels on
your bike and the case hardened cable will dig right
in. The cable is so strong that you can't even cut it
with uulL l.Ullcr~. it tv1l1c~ wid, a key operated lock
to afix to your wheel. K&N, Box 1329, Riverside,
Cal., 92501, Dept. FROG.
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