VOLUME VIII
April 6, 1971
NUMBER 12
Hear Yel Hear Ye! (and also read ye) Since April 1st traditionally is a
day of joyous celebration for all editors. writers, typesetters, advertising
sellouts and Spiro Agnew and since this OUR day we are hereby
releasing several gallons of ink in a probably vain attempt to tickle your
funny bone (please remove your helmets at this time). Therfore,
forethwith will be found approximately 8 pages of unmitigated
nonsense (differing you might observe from our normal output only in
terms of mitigation) which you may peruse or wallow in at your
discretion on your way to the more serious stuff of the week which will
be found (if our merry making task be not so gravely undertaken as to
completely unhinge our wits) on page 5.
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